Mike Huckabee has revealed my secret - Democrats have turned me into a beggar for cheap government birth control because I'm a helpless victim of my gender and I need pills to control my libido! Meanwhile the GOP proves how much it respects me by giving me mandatory transvaginal ultrasounds and freeing me from the burdens of making decisions about my body and earning equal pay - what 'war on women'?Continue reading
There are so many holes in Governor Christie's story (if he's truly eager to get to the bottom of something he just learned about, wouldn't he ask a few questions of his staffers?, how could he lose 2 nights sleep the day after he just found out, etc.), it's way too easy to refute it. So I'm taking the low road, making musical fun of the whole thing. It's just too tempting!Continue reading
In the recent flap over Fox anchor Megyn Kelly's comments about Santa and Jesus both being white, Ms. Kelly needs to remember some basic maternal wisdom:
- 'Historical' and 'verifiable' are not subjective - check your facts and your dictionary before you go on air (and remember, we can watch the recording!)
- You can't complain about being the victim in a fight you started.
- Making fun of people is wrong in general, but when a public statement is begging for ridicule, it's only human to give into temptation!
Ever wonder where to place yourself within our political dichotomy? Any good story must adequately define or at least develop the characters within but an attempt to apply this axiom to our American Political Heritage could become confusing. If the labels are not working now then perhaps it would be useful to recall the historical context in which they originally came about in this informative article.Continue reading
So Jeb, the slightly less stupid Bush brother, wants the White House. At least that's how it looks given his sudden gusto for the media and move to the hard right in quest of the blind, crippled, and crazy Tea Party vote. This article chronicles Bush family failures of the past and the downward spiral of the GOP since the lunatics have taken over the asylum.Continue reading